Limited Edition Passion Assassin 3.0

Only in the relatively recent past did pink acquire its feminine connotations. It wasn't until Freud's theories about sexuality and childhood, that pink started to take hold as the color for baby girls. By the 1950s, pink = femininity. 2021, Lorenzo says “It's pink and black, not much more punk rock than that!!!”  Not sure we can even say any of this anymore without getting cancelled, but heck we're not going to start calling everyone “they” -we're BUG-A-SALT.

Order your LIMITED EDITION politically incorrect, pink blaster today before they sell out! Includes 1-year warranty with proof of purchase, limited 2-year warranty.

The BUG-A-SALT 3.0 is specifically tailored to the needs of the more serious fly hunter. Custom improvements such as Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight (not to be confused with the bird; the sight is named after the famous rifleman Patridge) are guaranteed to turn grown men into little kids again. Join over 6 million humans on planet Earth and turn annoyance into fun! Non-toxic and no batteries required. 

We are very proud of this new, lethal edition to our family. However, we must warn that instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

UPDATED FEATURES:

• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the blaster's feel. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets & idiots. 
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight has been added. You can hit the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern. 
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
• Recommended for soft-bodied insects: common houseflies, mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small – large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, cabbage worms, earwigs and moths. 
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2 powered SHRED-ER.